Fike Funny Status Messages

   They should switch the premise of The Amazing Race and make it about Caucasians.

   The Bible is like a Boob Job. The book is real and the boobs are real. It's the stuff inside that's fake.

   Dianne Feinstein has passed away. I think I'll have enchiladas for dinner.

   It is said that 1 in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I haven't yet figured out if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

   Gen X. Living in the shadows of Baby Boomers, yet not as identifiable as Millennials. A generation of nothingness whose sole contribution to society is giving birth to Gen Z. Those annoying imbeciles.