Fazzy From Parkway Funny Status Messages

   I went to Denny's. I ordered poached eggs scrambled sunny side up over easy. The server spontaneously combusted.

   How are we to believe science actually knows anything when they can't decide whether eggs are good or bad for you, or if Pluto is a planet or not?

   Although I love food, I don't consider myself to be a "Foodie." I'm more along the lines of a glutton.