Fat Alec Funny Status Messages

   doesnt skinny dip...i chunky dunk

   Costco: Go hungry leave happy

   Did I study? Nah. Did I buy a fancy pencil? You better beleive it.

   Deer Jesse James, Thank You. From, Tiger Woods

   Type 2204355 and hit I'm feeling lucky in google... worth it

   Happy 8-9-10 day, now make this day count. (little number humor. haha)

   if your blonde and attractive... stay away from Aruba

   I'm not that vain, but that song is about me.

   Hey east coast, California speaking. Hope you enjoyed our earthquakes:)

   It is hard to pull off gangster with a toy poodle sitting in your lap.

   Kim K is single again and the McRib is back... Black men are having the best week of their lives.

   not every pony grows up to be a Pegasus

   One day I wanna copy someone's status word for word and see if they notice.

   it weird that we eat dead things to stay alive?

   =+(:) <--- stewie griffin

   Now that one Kim is gone, Kardashian can go too

   Ever notice that our President's initials are B.O. makes sense because he stinks

   If you hear a guy order a Pumpkin Spiced Latte go ahead and steal his wallet. Trust me, he's not gonna do anything about it.