Equaloppjoker Funny Status Messages

   I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge!

   laughing because I just pictured you naked!

   Where have you been my whole life? And could you please go back there?

   not sitting at home praying, he is out somewhere being prayed for!

   Doesn't like being told what to do unless he is naked

   I don't feel like doing anything today...except for you...I'd do you.

   has plenty of girls who can suck, he's looking for the one who can blow his mind

   Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!

   I don't do anything at 7am that doesn't involve Sleeping, Sex, or Bacon.

   Are you stalking me? Cause that would be awesome!

   This recurring dream where my FB account gets deleted and I cease to exist.

   Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg!

   A girl plays with your mind, A woman explores it.

   Your about as useful as decaffienated coffee.

   wonders if he is actually attractive and girls are just afraid to talk to him?

   you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.

   You're as useless as the G in Lasagna

   Everyone deserves to be treated equally. It doesnt matter if your gay or black or a woman or normal.

   I think it's sick joke that companies are selling calendars for 2013. Anything to make a buck.

   I have seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.