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   I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

   Dear Shake Weight, Thanks for showing the ladies how it's done. Forever yours, Edward

   fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man!!!

   You got 99 problems??well I got 99 bottles of beer on the wall that will solve everything

   No! for the last time stop asking if I am drunk… I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?

   A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain

   i think I need glasses....everywhere I look people have two faces