EDK Funny Status Messages

   Touching The Sun, Kissing The Rain and Tasting The Motherfu**in' Rainbow !!!

   Victoria is Lying, She Doesn't Have a Secret !!!

   If a Dog Sniffs Your A*s, You're Probably a Bit*h

   A Lion Would Never Cheat on His Wife, But a Tiger Wood !!!

   Guys Don't Worry about Today, Your Women Can Be Satisfied with Only 8.5 cm ... and It Doesn't Matter If It is VISA or MASTERCARD !!!

   Men Fart more Than Women Simply Becasue Women Can't Shut Up Long Enough To Build Up The Required Pressure !!!

   All of us are God's Creatures, Just Some are More Creatures Than Others !!!

   If She Sounds Cute On The Phone, Add 20 lbs !!!