Dylan Funny Status Messages

   watching the Time Traveler's Wife with my Wife. We Both Cried at the End. But We Both Cried for Different Reasons!"

   saw a pirate movie the other day... It was rated ARRRRRRRRR!

   I like the Summertime. But What I like the most is Women, Video Games, Pizza and Beer. So if I get all of those at the same time, then I've pretty much found my Center in the Sun."

   whenever somebody says "Stop Laughing! It's not funny you guys" means "It's funny, just lets please laugh about it later"

   you wanna know how to frustrate half the population in an instant?.... NEW facebook!!"

   It took 3 hours and 36 minutes but the Niners finally scored a touchdown!"