Dr. Blazehawk Funny Status Messages

   Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat

   Friends are like Snowflakes, If you pee on them they disappear.

   Now remember kids, if anyone ever offers you drugs, say 'Thank you', cause drugs are expensive.

   I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet Coke.

   I don't hate you, I just hope your next period starts in a shark tank.

   i'm not lazy. i'm just highly motivated to not do anything.