Donna knight Funny Status Messages

   if men had periods they would brag about the size of there tampons!!!

   when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile!!

   if love is blind,how does it happen at 1st sight???

   im not conceited,im just simply aware if how sexy I am!!

   life is about kicking a$$ not kissing it!!!!!

   good girls blush when they watch porn but bad girls smile coz they know they can do better!!! ;-)

   Treat me like an angel.....and il take you 2 heaven! ;-)

   When you see cupid,b!tch slap the little punk 4 me will ya!!!!!

   Stix and stones may break my bones but this shovel can knock you the f**k out!!!!!

   do you ever look at someone and think 'out of 10,000,000 sperm YOU were the fastest?'

   so far its been one of those weeks where the middle finger can answer any question!!!

   decided to go on a long holiday to couldntgiveafuckistan!!!!!!!!!!