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   messageicon Ive been "priming" for Thanksgiving all week and now my underwear has become a tourniquet. Damn I'm dying. They are about to end up in my purse.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 12:20 by DelightfulDawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its 2014, I shouldnt have to rip open my tampon wrapper with my teeth.
←Rate | 03-27-2014 16:29 by DelightfulDawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
←Rate | 03-27-2014 16:31 by DelightfulDawn Comments (0)  



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