Dd Funny Status Messages

   bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!

   if you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

   9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate

   When things go wrong as they usually will and your daily road seems all uphill, when funds are low and debts are high, when you try to smile but can only cry. when you really feel like you should quit, don't call me, I don't give a S#@t.

   If this day gets any longer I'm gonna have to take a second lunch..

   I never understood the point of checking into the gym?? Most of the time everyone can see if you workout. And if someone "likes" it, they probably think you're fat and are happy you're pretending to make a change.