DaInfamousLexxx Funny Status Messages

   Took off all the straws on my kids Capri Suns and threw them out the window on my way to work.....THUG LIFE!!

   One packet of Kool-Aid 10 cents, one pitcher to put the Kool-Aid $2.00, drinking all the Kool-Aid and putting the almost empty container back in the fridge and having the wife blame and b*tch out the kids for it, PRICELESS

   Ladies keep saying "Save the TaTa's" as their Breast Cancer Awareness slogan. I will do my part then ladies so text me a pic of those tittays and I will save them to my phone!

   Don't borrow vinegar from your neighbor if they have to get the bottle out of the bathroom!