DJ_Twiztid Funny Status Messages

   giving you his home made yule log this season. I'm mmmmmaking it nnnnow. I'll get it to you when I get out of the bathroom.

   They say that if life throws you lemons, throw them back or make lemonade. But them b*stards never said anything about if life kicks you in the balls. Yeah, there's no recovery from that one!

   this just in....former President Clinton is in the hospital with heart complications. Guess being a pu$$y hound caught up to him.

   a really bad case of the fuckits today!

   told that he had great potential but applied himself innappropriately. To my responce....Thanks?!

   I'll be 127.0.0.1 for Christmas

   I would like to take this moment of silence for the black eyed peas career.... (grunting.... plop.... flush)

   Happy Singles Discrimination Day!!!!!!!!!!!