DJL Funny Status Messages

   when I bath I turn off all the lights and pretend I'm still in the womb, then I jump out turn on the lights and start crying....

   We don't want Justin Bieber either...... Canada!

   Highway slumber party tonight in Atlanta, free urinal and feces bucket..

   Today at Walmart, in the only two checkouts open I yelled "Omaha" and my friend and I tackled pass the fat people old people and kids right to the front of the line!

   Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks

   Today was a bad day, first my ex was ran over by a bus, then I was fired from my job as a bus driver...