Chris CMac McDonald (FB) Funny Status Messages

   Trying to be original sucks..! You just kinda sit there & look around thinking and pondering about what would be good..I say forget being original..Just be Yourself..!

   I never like to judge a book by it's cover, but I think those black guys with masks across the street holding guns and knives aren't out looking for their dogs!

   Why do restaurants even offer Large drinks when your dining in..? Of course i'm not gonna pay an extra 90 cents for a large drink when I can just get refills on the smallest cup you guys have. Work on that.

   Am I the only one who wants to have a heart attack when they hear people making that irritating throat scratch sound in their throats.?

   I never get mad enough to punch a hole in the wall, but my pillow, different story.

   When people hate on you, laugh at them, and then start making their voodoo dolls.!