Carol Costello Funny Status Messages

   needs to figure out how to get the benefits of a sugar daddy without the 'daddy.'

   thinks Arkansas is taking the game "Angry Birds" a little too far...

   it legal yet to kill ex-husbands?? If not, vote for me next election, and I'll make that piece of legislation my first order of business.

   MAN! Are they EVER going to catch that Phil Dirt guy? I've been seeing wanted signs for him for YEARS.

   If "graphic pictures" will be required on cigarette packs, then I want to see graphic pics of ugly babies on condoms and ugly chicks WITHOUT goggles on beer bottles.

   Remember that joke "How do you spell icup?" Think Steve Jobs came up with it??