Caring-Stalker Funny Status Messages

   seen Willy's Wonka and is not impressed.

   wondering if a strap-on is considered as an artificial limb?

   wondering if a strap-on is considered an artificial limb?

   not easily offended and easily offends. Life is so unfair...

   busy kidnapping yard gnomes.

   thinking whomever that came up with the Have A Happy Period ad campaign is an idiotic, 45 yr old virginal man, raised in the wild, by wolves.