Bruce Funny Status Messages

   Typical I buy 1 night stand from eBay & all I got was a bedside table...no dout they will be getting negative feedback!!!

   They're not "Used Cars" anymore, they're "Pre-owned" I suggest "Divorce" be changed to "Pre-Loved"

   Doing my part for National Prescription Drug Take-Back Day on Saturday, October 26, 2013, just bring your pain meds, etc. by my house and I will make sure they are returned. Note: currently not accepting laxatives.

   My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker.

   Day 781 of P90X: I carry my car to work everyday.