Bob Marley Funny Status Messages

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   # is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?

   thinks it's odd that people justify deer heads on their walls by saying they're beautiful animals. Hmmm.... I think my wife is beautiful.

   When you smoke weed, it reveals you to yourself.