Anita2010 Funny Status Messages

   I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.

   If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm great in bed.

   Then god said: how can I make men act stupid?...then he created women.

   I spit on a hotdog before eating it. I think I need to cut back on the por n.