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   messageicon WORDS OF ADVICE: Whenever she says "I think we should see other people", what she really means is that she's been seeing someone else behind your back for weeks and has now grown tired of the charade.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 08:29 by Angel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be a good listener, your ears will never get you in trouble
←Rate | 09-07-2011 18:01 by Angel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being paranoid doesn't mean you're wrong
←Rate | 09-08-2011 08:52 by Angel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever someone sasy: "I'm sorry, it's just who I am." What they really mean is: "I am a giant a**hole and have no plans of improving myself as a human."
←Rate | 11-14-2011 07:15 by Angel Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says: "We can still be friends" what they really mean is: "I'm not interested. Here's a consolation prize for all those wasted years."
←Rate | 01-31-2012 07:18 by Angel Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between what you say and who you are is what you do.
←Rate | 03-27-2014 10:44 by Angel Comments (0)  



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