Afrique18 Funny Status Messages

   Girls 'round here have kissed so many frogs, they're starting to look like tadpoles. Attractive?! Probably to a water snake or a dragonfly!

   Since "nobody's perfect," I'm gonna go ahead and take the initiative...

   MONEY can't buy life, but can give you a lot of fake friends. Beware!

   Sorry, I can't follow you on twitter...I'm a leader!

   Finals kicked my ass last semester, but this time around, I'm feeling like I've been well trained by the Mr. Miyagi of Finals---just been waxing them on and off, straight up kicking their asses!

   Facebook: a book with more good looking people than the real world.

   If you wasn't too into yourself, I'll probably be into you.

   man, when are 'good girls' gonna start liking good guys? I'm running out of patience here!

   Happy Father's Day, Bruce Jenner!