AB3 Funny Status Messages

   Why is it that is always your right nut that sticks to your right leg ?

   Dont you hate when a really fat guy wears a tight sweater and you can see the huge outline of his belly button. The diameter is large enough to fit a can of Pringles snugly in place.

   To this day I have always wondered why Curly never farted on Moes Face .....

   Who else sniffs their fingers after they scratch their balls ? you have to.. its a verification "Yup thats me right there!"

   F"ing Greece is killing the Stock market.. I'm never eating a Gyro or Wearing a Speedo ever again !!!