706 Funny Status Messages

   IM SO BAD. I BROKE 3 LAWS LESS THAN 35 SECONDS. I RAN A RED LIGHT, I WAS GOING 60 IN A 45, AND I SAID THE F WORD. #THUG LIFE

   I'm not a Quitter. I'm might not accomplish these things, but I'll never quit.

   The akward moment when your college teacher gave you a dead line date for an essay, so you forgot to do it, so you do it at the last day and end up getting a higher grade than your classmates. "THUG LIFE"

   Ohhhh noooo, I have to wake up 4am to work. Damn minimum wage

   I wish I could talk like fez from the 70 show. "good day, I said good day

   Let the fireworks begin!!!

   if you don't want to be a full time daddy put that thing on your pants

   I taught myself how to drive by playing GTA San Andreas! THUG LIFE

   If she drinks apple juice she is too young for you bro