@tuxxer Funny Status Messages

   so is london bridge burning down yet

   Tim Hortons needs one of those highway construction signs for the drive thru, expect delays

   will not be available to post bail on the 31st, due to a previous engagement

   So that means when its 2013 next year, the century will be a teenager and not talk to us, and will know everything

   c'mon the shopping was'nt that bad at the Eaton Center

   Millions of Martian cats are fleeing in terror, at this moment

   Waiting for some indian dude to come out with a song called Ghandi style

   One look at Megan Fox, and you know God is a man

   paul bearer has sadly passed away, the undertaker will be handling the funeral arrangements

   How the hell do you call Batman during the day? A: the bat phone, duh

   The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand

   PS4, brought to you by the same folks that brought the phrase root kit to our vocabulary

   long range weather forcast for Damascus, Steel rains gonna fall

   The kids of Gaza do recieve the media attention, when they act up, we spank them

   You obviously did not see either Adama, Baltar, or Roislyn wearing glasses

   We're told constantly to follow our dreams. Well, my dream is to thwart every single other human's dream. :HR Department

   Most bars should be called peace and quiet, after the no smoking signs went up