@trav_is_lindsay Funny Status Messages

   whenever i'm bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!

   just saw George Washington advertised for deadliest warriors I think they're running out of warriors

   I'm not your Father but I can be your friend ( Heavy breathing ) - Step-dad Darth Vader

   Asia-Vu the feeling you've seen that Asian person before

   if you have never given yourself troll hair while taking a bath .. then you probably don't have a soul

   4 out of 5 turtles are Ninjas

   i think my Yogurts haunted ...... Paranormal Activia

   Every time I see a female sword swallower I think ...... she use to have a black boyfriend

   i'm going to open a asian restauraunt on a boat and call it the Thai-tantic

   Everytime I see a guy with a shark teeth necklace I think..."There goes the world's most bad ass toothfairy"

   sometimes when I bleed I pretend I just had a red Gatorade and that i'm just sweating like a pro

   Regular hobos live in a card board box Greek mythology Hobos live in Pandora's box

   i'm not a stalker I just like impromptu games of follow the leader...... to their house

   Pepsi and Coke the Crips and bloods of the cola world

   As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person

   I think we need to send our prayers out to the real victim of Amy Winehouse death..... her dealer , that dude just lost a lot of business