@teewuu86 Funny Status Messages

   I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!

   Show me a man that doesn't cheat and I'll show you a woman who minds her own business

   They should make women wear red wrist bands at the club if they're on their period so the fellas will know if she's worth buying drinks for all night

   Why do people feel the need to let everyone know that they are deleting numbers out of their phone........Like I really give a FUGG

   On the road to success, and whoever in my way.............ROADKILL.......

   Two eyebrows are better than one.

   I saw a sign outside a church today it said: "The most powerful position, is on your knees..." *naughty thought*

   I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.

   Oh, I see you're playing hard to get... I'm gonna play walk away.

   I believe in love at first sight....which is exactly why I stopped looking homeless people in the eyes. Just cant risk it.

   I call you sunshine.... not because you rise in the am; but because you go down at night.

   How is illegal to talk on phone while driving in new york but its legal for the guy from cash cab to host a television show while driving?

   Remember the first time you were ther leader of the line in kindergarten?........ That was the SHIZNITT!!!!

   Facebook was down for a couple of hours today. Yep. Nine months from now, there's going to be a lot of babies born.

   I never knew what a sweet dream was.... Until I fell asleep thinking about you...”

   Bought a CD of ice cream van music.Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.”

   Save water... shower with me!

   I did not fall! The floor looked sad, so I gave it a hug!!

   How do I know that Facebook is a woman? Well a man would never ask "Whats on your mind?" Would he?

   Lets play post office... You lick and I'll deliver.