@ryanmilano Funny Status Messages

   Attention: Today only you can buy #googleglass for $1500 and look like an even bigger D-bag! It even matches your bluetooth earpiece.

   Just found a message in a bottle..... It read,, "I'm taking it all with me b*tches." - Sting

   “I’ve never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.” R.I.P. Mr. Spock

   Facebook so fresh, you can taste the rainbow

   Hash tagging more than a few times in a post is like wearing Ed Hardy.

   She enjoys long romantic scrolls on her phone. But still claims to be in touch with reality.

   Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race, but then I remember there are grown ups who like Pokémon Go.

   I hope Mexico doesn't raise the cost of Tequila and Produce to pay for this wall.

   Does anyone else think that maybe the bright side could be self-conscious?