@remaindersend Funny Status Messages

   I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself.

   the best. Blink to agree ( :

   Like if you remember closing the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

   Patient ''Tell me if it hurts?'' Dentist ''No it wont. It will just bleed.

   When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

   When I say you are pretty, don't thank me thank God.