@imagyourhot Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes you have to hurt someone's feelings just to let them understand how it felt when they hurt yours.

   Nothing brings two people closer than the hatred of a third person.

   Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again..

   Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

   I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have to worry.

   I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching... my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

   you know, even black out drunk I can always remember where I should of stopped drinking.

   all I want for christmas is you... just kidding, get me diamonds.

   I'm just tryin' to stay ahead of my shadow.