@georgesdiab Funny Status Messages

   People don't change... They just learn to lie better!

   If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist

   so lazy today that I cant even finish a

   You have no idea how happy I get when p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ the microwave beeps and the food is ready.

   Please ignore this status. I'm standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I'm making it look like I'm texting.

   People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.

   Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

   In the bathroom, even the shampoo bottle becomes interesting.

   7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces.

   What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look i'm changing