@fa_dolo Funny Status Messages

   Wife: Hey babe! How's your "Boy's Night Out" going? Me: Don't hang up! They say I only get one phone call..

   Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, dats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!

   wifey material " = down for you through whatever , holds it down , support system , loving , faithful, & sucks you up whenever you want it

   HOT = Hoez Out Today

   Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking.