@anikethmendonca Funny Status Messages

   Drinking & driving is extremely dangerous. Yesterday evening while driving, I stuck my arm out of the window to indicate right turn and someone stole my beer...

   My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust" .

   A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized...lol :P

   If strippers are now called exotic dancers... Then all drug dealers should be referred to as exotic pharmacists

   When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be "Left rS. 10million in the..."

   A beer lover is born with a beer compass within. He always knows where to find it!

   THIS IS CRUEL: 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

   A beer bottle may not be shaped like a Boomerang but it still comes back to me every weekend :-D ;-) :-)

   I don always use Internet Explorer, But When I do, Its Always to download another browser. !

   They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses and move a wall. You can't. But drink 3 shots of vodka and see - the wall moves on its own! :p =D

   Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money

   The Hardest Desicion of Our Childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.

   Completed 19 yrs in this life.,.,., but will always be "18 TILL I DIE"

   If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets

   The reason women ask so many questions is because they have an extra why chromosome.................

   Why cant Govts, like husbands and boyfriends, simply say sorry and defuse a crisis before it goes out of hand???

   Irony is not dead. The U.S. Embassy in Kabul wishes the people of Afghanistan a "Happy and Peaceful Independence Day."

   Every Indian right now is a cricket analyst !

   So why do people say they're speechless... And then give a speech?

   Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!