@SheRidesTheD Funny Status Messages

   Michelle Obama is definitely getting the D tonight!

   Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.

   Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.

   I wonder if teachers play the “who's a virgin” game in their heads in class.

   Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.

   Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

   R.I.P to all the virginity that will be lost tonight.