@HatchDadDee Funny Status Messages

   Life was so much easier when girls had cooties!

   If more females would sit down and be ladies more males would stand up and be gentleman.

   Help me out on my friends list. If you don't know me, like me, or don't talk to me, Delete my ass. Thanks.

   If I had chicken, carrots, and cabbage to add to my ramen noodles to make chicken noodle soup, I wouldn't be eating Ramen Noodles in the first place.

   It's funny how Lady Gaga can pull off a man better than a woman.

   Another sign the world is coming to an end: The Packers are losing and the Colts are winning.

   That education connection girl couldn't have graduated because she is still in low budget commercials.

   With the weather being the way it is, the only way you could have a white Christmas is if Santa brought you cocaine.

   If I can give some advice to the gentleman, you can say you love her but actions speak louder than words. Females have had guys talk and talk, and the actions dont match up. If you wanna prove you are not like the rest, act like it. Dont just say it.

   If you let the bad things stop you, you'll never get to the good things.

   If you like your own status, you should take your own hand and punch you in your face.

   Wanna fix the economy? Find a cure for dumba$$