@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   Where would the world be without music?

   Just because we're friends on Facebook doesn't mean that I actually like you in »»real life««

   Dear mom who just learned what "lol" means, ROTFLMFAO. Sincerely, good luck with that one :]

   That awkward moment when she is wearing her apple bottom jeans, but she cant find her boots with the fur, and the whole club does'nt look at her

   You know the feeling when you're tired but you have better things to do than go to bed? I have it all the time.

   My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them stuff in person.

   We always hear: Ipod, Ipad, and Iphone, it would be nice to hear ILove you once in awhile

   Who said, " nothing is impossible!" try nailing jello to a tree.

   Dear periods, You are the true definition of "bloody hell." Sincerely, Girls

   That awkward moment when The world doesn't end in 2012 And a lot of girls are pregnant...

   The awkward moment...When you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt

   rσsєs αrє rєd, víσlєts αrє вluє. díd чσu αctuαllч thínk í'd crч σvєr чσu? í tσld чσu í lσvєd чσu, чσu вєlíєvєd ít wαs truє. guєss whαt вαвч? чσu gσt plαчєd tσσ.♥

   Harry Potter made wizards cool again, Left 4 Dead made zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again, Twilight made vampires uncool forever!

   Boy: Hey babe wanna come over later and watch me play COD? Girl: Nah I have this thing.. Boy: What thing? Girl: A life. Boy:.....

   Raisins are just senior citizen grapes.

   Someone had their daily dose of Douche-Juice today!

   Be strong, вєαυтιfυℓ , because things will get better. It may be stormy now, But ιт ¢αи'т яαιи fσяєνєя

   WHY do people point at their wrist while asking the time? I don't point at my crotch while asking where the toilet is!

   You know those filters in your head that tell you its a bad idea to say something. Yeah well, I think mines broken.

   WHEN I SAY "NO OFFENSE, BUT...." YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO OFFEND YOU.