@ChrisRamey3 Funny Status Messages

   Internet dating is like ordering fast food, It looks really good in the picture, but when you see it in person its a whole different ballgame.

   Justin Bieber arrested for DUI and street racing. He was under the influence of drugs and was incoherent. He resisted arrest without violence and didnt have a drivers license. There is no joke here, the headline is funny enough on its own merit.