@Bigmoney901 Funny Status Messages

   Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic

   A Foolish Man tells a Woman to "Shut Da Hell Up", but a Wise Man tells Her That her Mouth is Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips are Closed.

   I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

   He who runs behind truck is exhausted, he who runs in front of truck is tired.

   Men Play The Game, Women Know The Score.

   I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

   I Dont know what annoys be worse?!! The viral fake group chain messages I get in my FB inbox or the Fact that some of you Dummies respond to them like your gonna get a Reply Back!!!