@AdEpTxNiNjA Funny Status Messages

   had his left side removed. He's all right now.

   I hate people who keep saying LMS on FaceBook. LMS if you agree.

   People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what's your plan?

   I hate it when every time I like someone's status, there is always this person named "You" that likes it at the exact same time on the exact same status.

   This dude in my neighborhood was laughing at my car. I couldn't take him seriously cause he was riding a ripstick.

   YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos

   Penguins can't fly, I can't fly. Therefore, I am a penguin.

   Some people deserve to get eggs thrown at them. Brick shaped eggs....made of bricks.