(the real) lemonpillow Funny Status Messages

   ..crossword puzzles always remind her of her arguments with her exes. One word leads to another...

   January: that special time of the year when a children's Xmas toys & his parents are BOTH broke.

   ..have you noticed that when you take "the" and "IRS" and put them together,it spells "theirs"?

   Women who chase after younger men are called "Cougars" whereas men who chase after younger women are called "Men".

   Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you feel that the men in white coats are just overreacting.