friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday

   hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.

   tired of counting down to the next weekend or vacation so.... only 18,245 days until retirement. Take that society!

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve

   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

   counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.

   wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!

   would like to observe a moment of silence for all the innocent brain cells that lost their lives over the weekend.

   It's weekend! So drink triple.. see double.. act single!

   the weekend draws near.. oh liver, you know I love u..

   would like to thank his liver for all the support, this weekend . . . Couldnt have done it without you, old friend !

   run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...

   giving my liver a pat on the back, thanks for holding up this weekend

   giving my liver a pat on the back for holding up this weekend

   ryan howard is the only other person who struck out more than I did this weekend..

   *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

   if I stand on my tip-toes, I can see the weekend from here!

   THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN

   W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!

   Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.