Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   kind of liking the new ads on Facebook!! said by no one...

   I got 99 problems, and "Honey Boo Boo" tops the list!!!

   What's it called again??? Oh Yeah, BOOZE!!!

   I swear my wife buys sports bras just to piss me off...

   I'm so selfish for complaining about being sick with the flu for 5 days now. Just saw Justin Bieber collapsed. Horrifying...

   March Madness??? Heck, I'm Crazy All Year!!!

   Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "

   HE HAS RISEN (and before 10 am which is pretty good for me)

   missing the days when he talked in third person...

   My wifes husband is a great guy!! Not to mention how cool her kids dad is...

   We all spend that extra minute or two brushing on the day of your dentist appointment...

   You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post's every day...

   Sippin' Grillin' Chillin'... MERICA

   Just heard Yoga Pants are being re-designed to be less revealing. I'll be keeping an eye on that.

   This beer sure tastes like I'm on vacation next week!!!

   I have reached that point of my day where no more productivity is possible...

   Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.

   Time To Get Star Spangled Hammered

   Seriously! Just watched a deer look both ways before crossing a road. Isolated incident or beginning of a much welcomed change in behavior?

   I know it's your Birthday and all but the Starbucks Gift Card thing ain't happening...