Migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   Very disappointed that Nikolai Volkov wasn't selected to light the Olympic flame

   I can't stand the fact that people are so obsessed with this movie Frozen! They need to "Let it go...let it gooooo.

   RIP DJ E-Z Rock...May your eternal journey home be filled with more Joy than Pain

   If LaBron is really serious about winning he would sign with the Harlem Globetrotters

   SHARKNADO 2 took 18 days to film....credit to everyone... it totally looks like a 24 day shoot to me!!!

   There have been more sharknadoes under President Obama than any other President...

   Josh Shaw now claiming he broke his ankles keeping looters out of his grandmother's Bakery in Ferguson...

   well Notre Dame fans...In about a year FSU will have to vacate this victory so you have that to look forward to

   May the pillow be cooler on the other side ...RIP Stuart Scott

   Pete Carroll Press Conference "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

   Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations

   Harrison Fords plane crashed??? I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area

   BREAKING NEWS: Handsome rich man from New England forced to take 4 week vacation with Super Model Wife...Nations Weep...

   Mike Vick has had better days in Leavenworth

   Frankly auto correct... i'm getting really tired of your shirt

   Aaron Hernandez's suicide just means 1 more Patriot wont be visiting the White House Today...

   Watching the hilights of the rockets yesterday and it looked like Harden had his talent stole by the Monstars #spacejam3

   Instead of reading Hugh Hefner's obituary I'm just gonna look at the pictures.

   Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead tonight...otherwise known as the most anticipated commercial break event of the year

   Don't see why everyone is hording toilet paper for.... it does have 2 sides