love Funny Status Messages

   Make me sleep on the couch so I know our love is real.

   I shouldn't have to say I love you when it's obvious that my p enis adores you.

   There's always somebody else out there that will love you, but not if you're ugly.

   Everyone's like "I love Obama" or "I love Romney" and I'm just over here like "I love whiskey and beer"

   Don't just love me, be in love with me & show me true happiness; after all, we've got to make it worth the forthcoming heartbreak.

   Nothing says I love you like letting your spouse use all the hot water first.

   I love you like white folks love their pet dogs.

   I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.... :D

   Turn the time release off on my morphine drip so I know your love is real.

   I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league.

   I love sitting with her at night, holding hands, imagining life without her.

   I love to put a box of cheerios in the mouth of the loved one that snores everynight

   Dear sleep , I kow we had problems when I was younger but I love you now.

   I'm knee deep in pu$$y. Seriously, my 19 cats love the hell outta me.

   My bud just updated his Facebook status: "I love my girlfriend so much. You are my world xxxxx." I wonder why her name's encrypted.

   Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen.

   You say stalker, I say dedicated. You say psycho, I say nothing says I love you like a severed cat head.

   Dance like the photo's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it won't end up on FACEBOOK.

   I love you.... and your weed.

   The problem with feelings is WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?