L Funny Status Messages

   You think she's hot?you should of seen the one that got away.

   Fathers day + My Birthday.. now thats what I call Sonday

   a little shake .. a little tingle.. a little shake.. a little tingle.

   I never lose sleep over my enemies its my friends that keep me awake.

   In order to make change in your life you have to be sick and tired of being sick and tired

   My life's great I'm just missing that significant other

   Ladies walk the dog don't let the dog walk you

   I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose

   The girl on the flyer is never at the club.

   It's my birthday!! These crazy woman sending me all these flowers it look like a funeral up in here

   Facebook live exposing sh*tty cellphones 2015

   I'll never delete another email again. Just Twitter.

   Happiness is the best drug on earth and I want to be the number one drug dealer