anonymous Funny Status Messages

   knew the aliens would let him go sometime.

   walking on sunshine.

   "so adjective, he verbs nouns"

   "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

   Training for the next Olympic games

   ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

   just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

   wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

   still sore from dropping the soap

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   swimming like a sperm with a purpose!

   wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on

   putting the pro into procrastination

   free falling!

   not supposed to be up this late...

   s house is on fire (mood:calm)

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   so much cooler online!

   a cereal killer

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