Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   Phrases i'll never understand... #71 - "You better hunker down if you want to finish on time." Seriously? Hunker Down???

   Home from a long day so please don't call or text me. Gonna combine my favorite things... Yep, I'll be Napping Off.

   glad to see today was set aside for all the skanks out there. Happy National Dog Day!!

   just realized who I am.... The Vodka Whisperer

   Come on Issac, the convention is about to start, don't let us down.

   Come to think of it... I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

   Sorry... my powers can only be used for good.

   gonna take the Christmas lights down...

   When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it...

   typos are totally acceptable on Fcaeobok...

   great day!!! laundry done, dishes and house cleaned.... who am I kidding? been drinking since 9 am!!!!

   Whats with this SONG POP thing everyone is doing and what does it taste like???

   Time to turn this beer into urine...

   I guess someone hacked in and changed the format...

   Ever notice the bleeped out every word R2D2 said in Star Wars?

   Just spent 5 minutes looking for the like button in an email....

   Heard a song by Stevie Wonder on the radio. My wife said "I'd like to see Stevie". I replied "He would, too."

   I know it's hard to believe but one year ago today, it was Oct. 8th...

   TLC is getting so lazy with show titles... btw "My giant face tumor" is on tonight.

   Glad Facebook knocks me off for "Routine Maintenance"... said by no-one, ever!!