Funny Status Messages

   🎵 Chinee foo, Chinee foo, onry Musk and Trump can afford Chinee foo! 🎵

   I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!

   The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.

   He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.

   You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂

   I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳

   5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.

   The jig is up. A double entendre meaning the niqqer is se#ually aroused.

   F*ck those ju baztids.

   Economists are saying that there's a good chance that Trump can grow back the economy in the same way he grew back his ear.

   HE FOLDED AGAIN!!!! 😂 And markets are surging NOT because his strategy worked, but because he finally threw in the towel on a trade war he NEVER had control over.

   "You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump

   As much as I kinda sorta like Trump, I have to say that by all appearances, he caved to a degree (not a complete fold... there are still tariffs) under pressure. It was the right move.

   Big investigation to see how much insider training was done. This is huge.

   Americ*ns are being conned left right and center. And they don't even realize it. Well, they're starting too....

   "You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump. (to all his fans)

   He makes a stupid decision. Something really bad happens. He reverses his stupid decision. He convinces his sheep that the problem is magically solved thanks to him. And like the morons they are, they all f*cking believe him 😂

   Dump means it, or doesn't mean it, or didn't mean it but now means it, or he meant it but now doesn't mean he meant it, or he didn't mean he meant it but now doesn't mean he means it, or he does, or he doesn't, or maybe he's a stupid f*cking lying cvnt

   You don’t have to be a brilliant economist to realize this was market manipulation. The rich just got richer, and regular Americ*ns lost trillions. But go on. Keep defending him.