Funny Status Messages

   This is getting boring. It's like beating up a butterfly with only one wing.

   Weekend Update on SNL literally skinned M^G^ nutcases alive tonight. So good 😂

   The 'world's', not the "worlds. I didn't include the possibility of other inhabited planets, although you and Koening would qualify. Back to remedial English class, you ignoramus.

   Ummm, "world's" not "world's. You forgot the second quotation mark. Nice attempt though.

   In fact, let's take it a step further. You only used one individual quotation mark the first time you used the word. Then the second time, you started with a proper quotation mark, but then didn't complete it with the second one.

   Single quotation marks are used to indicate a quotation within a quotation. That's not what you did. Jesus Christ you dumbf*cks make it easy for me.

   Are you just mad because kids in Texas are now getting admitted to hospital in droves from Vitamin A poisoning thanks to that RFK quack? Oh come on. Where's your sense of humor? We think it's f*cking hilarious 🤣

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   Way to muss the point. Not bad for a Canuck Rusky Com... ee

   Way to "muss" the point? You're on a roll aren't ya? Ret*rd 🤭

   Here, I feel like I'm moving way too fast for you. Let me dumb it down. Hmmmmm. Ok let's try this one - Everything you say is so funny I forgot to laugh. There. Is that more your "level"? Let me guess. Illinois? 😂

   I just figured out who you are. You're not from Illinois. You're from Indiana! You're the fat M^G^ loser who pulled the gun at the protest yesterday! It's all over the news! Is that why you're so upset all the time? Because of your three stomachs?

   Yep. You got it!

   Lots of birthdays this week, and here's why. These pregnancies occured on or near the 4th of July. Apparently, fireworks were not only set off outdoors, they continued throughout the night in the bedroom.

   His numbers are plummeting. Fun to watch 🥳

   Plummet this.

   Remain calm. at least we have a great leader now as opposed to sleepy

   Maybe he'll be able to regrow the economy like he did his ear after the "assa**ination" attempt LMAO

   He always bragged about his "large" crowds. Almost 5 million people turned out today across your sh*thole country. He finally has those great numbers he always wanted!!!!! I wonder how many of those people voted for him? HAHA