Funny Status Messages

   There he goes again. Another comment referencing incest. Must be a thing over there.

   Look at this little f*ggot trying to keep up 😂 Got bullied again at the local bar last night by real men who actually know how to please a woman? We own you now. You, are our b*tch LOL

   We'll be back next week to sh*t on your country again 🤣

   Hurry up and respond with one of your schooyard insults, cuck! Be a good dog. C'mon, just one before we give you time to catch up on all those handjobs at the local jail for rent money 😂

   I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want Pizza, Pu$$y, and Football.(Not soccer. They teach roosters how to play that exercise in boredom.)

   It’s bizarre how the party of 'inclusiveness' rejects 'Trumpers', straight people, or anyone who dares to think differently, and instead favors fetus killing and not deporting illegals.

   Who'd brag that they're from Russ¡a?

   Yeh. He's definitely a Canuck.

   What up?

   Waltz claims the journalist number must've gotten "sucked" into his phone. He then asked Siri, "How can I suck the journalist off?" Such an amazing clownshow. So much comedy. So much humor. Thank you rapeublicans for this amazing gift 😂

   We're completely fine with fetus killing. As long as they're US fetuses. Because they're unimportant and irrelevant. It's like the Michael Jackson song. Kill em all, make the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race 🎵

   Those two douchbags have 19 children from 7 different women. Shut up with your Jesus bullsh*t.

   Wait, those two douchbags have 19 children from EIGHT different women lol. Shut up with your Jesus bullsh*t 😂

   Gary Koenig for President. Seems more qualified.

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028

   I wonder if they remake The Wizard of Oz, if they'll use that stuff they put in the MyPillow pillows into the Scarecrow.

   Just so we're clear, aborting a 6-week-old embryo isn't murder, but allowing your 6-year-old to die of measles because you chose not to vaccinate, is. F***king idiots.

   I always look forward to the couple of dumbbells who try to "debate" with us when we're simply using this stupid site for storage 😂

   Pissing them off is SOOO f'ing funny lmfaoooo. Fragile little snowflake cupcake Karens who cannot STAND the fact that we scared all of their little red-capped friends away 😂

   My wife is leaving me because I tell too many Star Wars puns. Divorce is strong with her.